but we are not men

dirtgirl1999:

like if i had ram horns things would be better i think.

(via thegloriouspoobah)

ryukotatsuma:

kaiju-emperor:

6lackranger:

The commentary got me rollin!!! 😂😂😂

*Pause mid sentence to glance at the tire on the ground* “I don’t where the fuck that came from.”

(via thegloriouspoobah)

ravsy:

mrbiggsproductions:

siderealsandman:

tomthefanboy:

tomthefanboy:

tomthefanboy:

what-if-but-bear:

asriel-dreemurr:

transcoranic:

ethantherenegade:

shorthalt:

sagasofsundry:

fayevalentin:

sagasofsundry:

thebalancearc:

d&d spells as memes. i’ll start

power word kill

heroes’ feast

Mirror image

dissonant whispers

counterspell

Vicious Mockery

Charm Person

magic missile

@tomthefanboy

Summon Elemental (Earth)

Delayed Blast Fireball

Polymorph Other

Psychic Scream

Astral Projection

This is my fav post.

(via illinoisiest)

rainbowpinharry:

my friend: come over

me: no i am tired

my friend: i have drama to discuss that doesn’t involve us

me:

(via luny0)

hexglyphs:

hexglyphs:

i will defend myself from a lot of the scorn and ill will i attract online but that one time i got kicked out of the barduil discord in 2016 for suggesting that bard, being a former peasant lake dweller, is probably illiterate was entirely justified and i think it’s about time i accepted that

i dont have screenshots because i got exiled faster than i could think to take them but it went something like this:

thranduil post-botfa: i must return to my kingdom now. but i will write to you soon, and often

bard: uh, well, actually -

thranduil: yes?

bard: oh it’s nothing. i look forward to receiving your letters.

thranduil: no something’s wrong i can tell

bard:

thranduil:

bard: well, you see, the thing is,

(via galpalkirk)